"My name is Branch and I am a troll. Why do I live in a heavily fortified survival bunker? Because right outside my door lurks a nightmare named Poppy. Poppy is the leader of the trolls, and it's not her fault she's so insanely happy. She's just never faced a real problem until now."
"You all said I was crazy. Well who’s crazy now??? Me. Crazy prepared"
"How do you always look on the bright side? There is no bright side"
"I don’t like the looks of him. I mean, who wears socks without shoes?"